This space is for Unwinding. Tell a joke, let us know about what you have been doing. Just generally relax after working hard on your Assessments. A great place to get to know your fellow students.Tuesday 14th September 2010. Yeah!! No more bad days trying to get to class on time, focused and organised. Thanks Pauline & Gabby for your assistance
4th July
A couple of good jokes
An elderly couple are attending mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do? 'Get your hearing aid fixed!'
Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour'
30th April
from Gabby
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to four letter words.
The exchange between Churchhill and Lady Astor
She said" if you were my husband I'd give you poison,"
he said " If you were my wife I'd drink it,"
A member of parliament to Disraeli
" Sir you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it"
Mark Twain
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without an address on it?"
Mark Twain
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"
Billy Wilder
29 April 2010 12.26am
Who has time for jokes???
That in it self is a laugh. Very good point
15th April
Very excited. This week Eric and I have booked flights for our holiday to Broome in August.
Pauline
24th March
Hi all, Pauline here. My life has been frantically busy over the last couple of weeks which is why you haven't heard much from me! One of the things that has kept me busy was a trip to Melbourne for a training session and some time out with my daughter. We went to Jamie Oliver Live which was fun and ate some great food in the CBD laneways. But back to the training! It was about engaging learners and was delivered by a guy who is known as the "brain man". It was fantastic so I hope to share some of it with you so keep and eye on the resources page!!!
Hi everyone, It is Sunday 14th March and I am making sure I am ready for tomorrow nights session. I am organising a Fundraising event for my childrens school that is being held this Thursday night. Please have alook at Karen's Page for more information. I am hoping that it will be a very successful night. Talk to you all tomorrow. Cheers Karen. My joke is: A very sick man can smell something divine so drags himself out of bed and on hands and knees crawls down to the kitchen. He pulls himself up off the floor and looks at the ANZAC biscuits on the bench, fresh out of the oven. He reaches out to take one and his wife slaps his hand and says "Don't touch, they are for your funeral at the end of the week"
Gary
Somehow I have managed to erase the numbers . Sorry about that. I was trying to reformat the page as everything was centred and whoops the numbers were gone. Gabby
This space is for Unwinding. Tell a joke, let us know about what you have been doing. Just generally relax after working hard on your Assessments. A great place to get to know your fellow students.Tuesday 14th September 2010. Yeah!! No more bad days trying to get to class on time, focused and organised. Thanks Pauline & Gabby for your assistance
4th July
A couple of good jokesAn elderly couple are attending mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do? 'Get your hearing aid fixed!'
Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour'
30th April
from GabbyThese glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to four letter words.
The exchange between Churchhill and Lady Astor
She said" if you were my husband I'd give you poison,"
he said " If you were my wife I'd drink it,"
A member of parliament to Disraeli
" Sir you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it"
Mark Twain
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without an address on it?"
Mark Twain
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"
Billy Wilder
29 April 2010 12.26am
Who has time for jokes???That in it self is a laugh.
Very good point
15th April
Very excited. This week Eric and I have booked flights for our holiday to Broome in August.Pauline
24th March
Hi all, Pauline here. My life has been frantically busy over the last couple of weeks which is why you haven't heard much from me! One of the things that has kept me busy was a trip to Melbourne for a training session and some time out with my daughter. We went to Jamie Oliver Live which was fun and ate some great food in the CBD laneways. But back to the training! It was about engaging learners and was delivered by a guy who is known as the "brain man". It was fantastic so I hope to share some of it with you so keep and eye on the resources page!!!
Hi everyone, It is Sunday 14th March and I am making sure I am ready for tomorrow nights session. I am organising a Fundraising event for my childrens school that is being held this Thursday night. Please have alook at Karen's Page for more information. I am hoping that it will be a very successful night. Talk to you all tomorrow. Cheers Karen. My joke is: A very sick man can smell something divine so drags himself out of bed and on hands and knees crawls down to the kitchen. He pulls himself up off the floor and looks at the ANZAC biscuits on the bench, fresh out of the oven. He reaches out to take one and his wife slaps his hand and says "Don't touch, they are for your funeral at the end of the week"
Gary
Somehow I have managed to erase the numbers . Sorry about that. I was trying to reformat the page as everything was centred and whoops the numbers were gone. Gabby
That's ok Gabby, I forgive you (this time).